House, TEN 9.30 pm
House is finally back on our screens and Thirteen has been in prison for the past six months, but the real mystery for House is what she did to get there. When she exits the prison, she is taken aback to find him waiting for her, and unaware he’s got plans for the two of them for the next few days. As House probes Thirteen for more information about her crime, intent on solving the puzzle of her mysterious incarceration, they travel to an annual spud-gun competition and join forces to compete against House’s much younger, overconfident rival, and along the journey uncover secrets and truths about each other. At the hospital, the team treats a science teacher suffering from severe respiratory illness, and when the team inspects the patient’s house for clues to his illness; they immediately learn he’s a hoarder. But upon a second visit to obtain more information, they uncover something in the many piles that shocks them.
The Big Bang Theory, Nine 7.30pm
Starting with Penny to Amy, a rumour quickly spreads amongst Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Priya that Bernadette is planning on breaking up with Howard. This rumour is especially of interest to Raj since despite being Howard’s best friend; he has always been in love with Bernadette himself. Additional news comes to light directly from Howard, who is planning on asking Bernadette to marry him. Based on the rumour, the rest of gang believe that Howard is in for a major let-down, much to Raj’s excitement. But will Howard go through with his plan and if he does, will the rumour prove to be true? Meanwhile, Amy and Sheldon, watching the speed with which the rumour has spread, propose another social science experiment of starting two rumours – one of a salacious nature, and one more mundane – to see how quickly both spread amongst the group.
Wilfred, SBS ONE 10.30pm
This is the final in this outstanding home grown comedy. Adam enters Wilfred into an illegal dogfighting ring to raise money for his wedding rings. Wilfred gets clobbered by a Doberman called Kosciusko who feels sorry for Wilfred and tries to train him to become a fighting machine. But does Wilfred have enough talent to win? Will the wedding take place? Will Adam be arrested for illegal gambling, and will a cooler version of Adam replace him in Sarah and Wilfred’s life? Now we just have to wait on the US version, due to screen there later this year.
Supernatural, ELEVEN 8.30pm
Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) investigate a series of suicides and discover the victims were being told brutal truths that drove them crazy. They find out someone is invoking the Goddess of Truth, Veritas, forcing people to be cruelly honest against their will and Dean is the next victim. Dean is forced to tell Sam the truth about how he feels about his return from Hell. Ooooo!
An Idiot Abroad, ONE 8.30pm
Ok, I know I picked this last week. But if last week in China was anything to go by, I am dying to see what will happen to the hapless Karl Pilkington in India! I am already laughing at the thought of him getting Delhi Belly and experiencing the uniqueness of such an exotic culture.