9:35pm – Wednesday, May 9 on ABC1
You’ll probably never be under as much scrutiny in your life as when you’re on a date, particularly if it’s with one of our Aunts.
In tonight’s episode the Aunts let interested parties know how to eat, behave, kiss and what personal information is best kept to yourself.
They also answer such time honoured dilemmas as “Is Chivalry dead”, “How do you know he’s not that into you?” and “How do you respond to an unwelcome ‘I love you?’.
“Don’t give details of your sexual history with ex-partners…” Denise Scott.
“Don’t eat with your mouth open, don’t stab your food like you want to kill it…” Leah Vandenberg.
“If he has a small dickie, you should never tell him his dickie is small…”Mirka Mora.