Oh God, first up is Lillian Camilleri, 52 and unemployed, who thinks she has entertainment in her genes because her sister was a stripper – I shudder at the thought! Lil is going to dance backwards! Wow. She walks on to the stage and announces to the judges that this is performance is ” amonomous ” Maybe the poor love meant ANONYMOUS! She wants to be known as Luscious Lil – indeed. Hold your breath people, Lil like that of her sister basically does a ‘exotic’ routine to Donna Summers “Hot Stuff” with her clothes on – thank goodness. Kyle looks like he will hurl any second. Dannii says she’s the first person to get a standing ovation during a performance. They are all really kind to her – and bloody hell, Lil makes it. Oh my.
Name – Reese Tolhurst,17
Talent – Singer – All of me
Rhys is fabulous, very Michael Buble and he’s a good looking young man.
Brian – It sounded so natural, you look like Tom Jones, you’ve got Buble swagger and the voice of Jamie Cullum. You’ve got the whole package.
Dannii – This is what you need to be doing full time.
Kyle – You are 17 – did your mum go to a Tom Jones concert 18 year ago? Lovely!
The next group “Larger Than Life” are aged 9-14 and want to make music for kids their age. They perform Jessie J’s “Pricetag”. The little drummer is sensational and does a solo that blows everyone away. All the judges love it and is a big 3 yes’s
Name – Psychotic
Talent – Dancers
They are fantastic until a girl is thrown in the air and falls!
Brian – Great performance and so much energy. A cool performance.
Dannii – Cool Music and cool costumes – brilliant!
Kyle – Even though there was a fall he would still love to see it again.
All say yes!
Back from the break we see Kyle weild some nunchucks, a guy play guitar withy his teeth and a yo yo player.
Name – Runway – a flamboyant act!
Talent – Dancecrew – to “Rule The World” by Beyonce
These boys want to show how fabulous, hot and gorgeous they are. They think they will turn Kyle, Dannii will want to be one of them and Brian will leave his girlfriend for them. Their queen is Beyonce! Imagine the Haka gone pink! I loved it!
Brian – It was a ppwerful performance
Dannii – IN LOVE WITH IT!
Kyle – Loved it and couldn’t ask for more
Now Owen Campbell is back – the guy who was so rude to the judges. He explains he wanted to have a bit of a banter and it all went wrong. He realised he was a smartarse so here’s his second chance. Owen comes on the stage and apologises – sincerely too. He sings an original song called “Remember to Breathe” and jokes that if he had taken that advice last time he probably wouldn’t be here trying again – the judges laugh. Brian gives him a standing ovation and loves it. Dannii says that all you need to do, Kyle thinks he could win it! All say yes! That went better than last time.
The next group are called The Black Diamonds and have rehearsed for over 100 hours for tonights performance of drill and dance. They perform to “Smooth Criminal” and it’s really good. Kyle wants an all girl army, Brian thinks they were robotic and elegant while Dannii said was like a 3d picture. YES! YES! YES!
Name – Mini’s vs Models
Talent – Jellywrestlers
Two models and a male little person (is that the PC term) wrestle in jelly. Kyle obviously loves it, Dannii is laughing and the kids love it. Yes from Brian, No from Dannii, Yes from Kyle! Kyle then jumps in the jelly with the girls and is one of the funniest moments of the show.
Lastly we have Monique, who wants to tackle opera. She admits people cry or laugh when ahe sings and all she can do is giggle. She’s a ditz! A ditz than can sing – I was expecting a total failure. Good on her! Brian was suprised as was Dannii – Both Dannii and Brian say yes, Kyle’s still in the jelly with the models I think.
Tomorrow night looks like it will be action packed and more drag queens! Yeah!