10:00pm – Monday, July 30 on ABC2
Louie is onstage pondering the existence of God, noting that if He does exist, He must be a jerk. He jokes that God is essentially a bad girlfriend: constantly making you prove your love, but never being satisfied with your actions.
Moving on to the subject of Jesus, Louie recalls going to Sunday school and being told Jesus died for mankind’s sins. In a flashback to his childhood, a stern nun is describing Jesus’ crucifixion to Louie and his classmates. When one of Louie’s friends makes light of the matter, the nun decides to teach the students a terrifying lesson.
Afterwards, Louie is so disturbed that he has nightmares about all of his sinful acts, and ends up going to the church to rescue Jesus from the cross. When his mother confronts him about the incident, she’s horrified to learn what he’s been taught in Sunday school.