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Audrina Patridge wants you to know that unlike The Hills, her show is going to be real! About as real as Megan Fox‘ face!

The aspiring producer said, “It’s going to be real. The Hills’ is a reality show but it’s going to be more … The tone will be a little different … We’re still all in the process of, you know, jotting down what we want, what we don’t want, who we want to work with, getting the cast — not the cast — getting all the crew together, like, you know, we need a story-runner. We need a director. We need everything.”

Hopefully they remember to jot down ‘One Season ONLY’ so no one has to suffer through this burgeoning train wreck for more than a couple of months. The show will reportedly follow aspects of Partridge’s personal life and ‘career’.

The brunette, who is currently dating an Australian BMX biker, is busy doing press for the horror flick Sorority Row, starring Rumer Willis.

Reality starlet Audrina Patridge has some unkind words for The Hills co-star Heidi Montag following her disastrous performance at the Miss Universe pageant, comparing Heidi’s lack of talent to her own ‘abundance’ of it.

The brunette beauty, who recently underwent breast enhancement surgery, said “”I feel like Heidi, you know, she’s doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don’t get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV. I just don’t think she’s taking it that serious, and that’s what’s kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there.”

Patridge, who claims her new film Sorority Row saw her see an acting coach twice weekly, says, “On the movie, I went to my acting coach twice a week and I memorized all the lines. On The Hills, you show up for an hour and say what you want then leave.”

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Reality starlet Audrina Patridge has some unkind words for The Hills co-star Heidi Montag following her disastrous performance at the Miss Universe pageant, comparing Heidi’s lack of talent to her own ‘abundance’ of it.

The brunette beauty, who recently underwent breast enhancement surgery, said “”I feel like Heidi, you know, she’s doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don’t get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV. I just don’t think she’s taking it that serious, and that’s what’s kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there.”

Patridge, who claims her new film Sorority Row saw her see an acting coach twice weekly, says, “On the movie, I went to my acting coach twice a week and I memorized all the lines. On The Hills, you show up for an hour and say what you want then leave.”

TRANSFORMERS 2: Revenge of the Fallen star Isabel Lucas may be considering ‘pulling out’ of the planned animal rights documentary Rights Revoked to be filmed with actress and former friend Elissa Sursara.

Lucas, who has reportedly “grown apart” from Sursara since her success in the TRANSFORMERS sequel feels there may be tension between the two former friends if they attempt to work so closely together, “particularly if we are filming things that may trigger anger and other messy emotions.”

The 24-year-old Cairns native awaits the release of her new film DayBreakers, a role Sursara reportedly turned down in order to be with an ill family member; a move that film insiders claim was not a smart one. Lucas admits, “She suggested me for the part and it’s gone really well for me now.”

The documentary, which is said to be pending, has been run by the heads of Animal Planet and considerable interest has been voiced by the enviro-channel. However Lucas believes other projects are of more importance, saying, ‘I’ll always love animals and want to fight for their rights, but for me right now, it can’t be done. And considering my status with the other person involved it probably isnt a good idea, it could be awkward.”

Though Lucas and Sursara are no longer, Lucas assures “There is no fight, nothing happened. But over time you lose touch and we lost touch. It’s going to be a great project, I’m sure someone else has already replaced me.”

Lucas is set to star in a tourism campaign for Victoria and previously dated Entourage star Adrian Grenier.

MTV VJ Ruby Rose Langenheim has reportedly stolen the girlfriend of one-time friend Lola Van Vorst.

Van Vorst, who was a contestant on this years Australia’s Next Top Model told says “it sucks” that Langenheim has double crossed her, sharing her sadness at being dumped by her model girlfriend Lyndsey Anne for the lesbian MTV star.

“We were on the rocks for a while and then it (the relationship with Rose) just happened,” said Von Vorst. “I’m still totally in love with her (Anne), which sucks.”

Langenheim and her new girlfriend are reportedly thinking of wedding in Canada this year, but a rep for the VJ claims “that is totally false. Ruby doesn’t have the time for a wedding any time soon.”

Meanwhile, twitter profiles have been created in order to slam Langenheim, calling the tainted starlet a “tramp” for abandoning her morals.

Size eight ANTM contestant Cassi Van Den Dungen claims she will down-right refuse to lose weight in order to realize her dreams of becoming a Supermodel. Despite a lucrative offer from top modeling agency ELITE, Van Den Dungen states she refused the contract because she fears she will be pressured to slim down and maintain an unhealthy body in order to work.

The reality star, who hails from Victoria and works as a waitress, gained a following during her stint on Australia’s Next Top Model, but it was her unpopularity that truly made headlines, including a show feud with fellow contestant Lola.

Recent comments from the fair skinned Van Den Dungen have seen a turn in unpopularity, with some parents even claiming the model hopeful is a role model for children and other aspiring runway stars.

In an age of aesthetic supremacy, it seems no television personality too small will be left unedited in the pages of a magazine, with MASTERCHEF Australia‘s Julie Goodwin (apparently hiring Mariah Carey‘s photo retouchers) proving she is also no exception to the photoshop bonus.

Described as “the icing on the cake for the loving mother of three”, Goodwin’s extreme makeover has reportedly left the reality star feeling ‘so comfortable’, saying, “They all went to so much effort and even had a wind machine blowing back my hair.” But fans of the MASTERCHEF series wonder how comfortable Goodwin could feel about herself in reality, with the release of a string of photos that no longer resemble the bubbly chef.

The 38-year-old mother and MASTERCHEF winner has been busy penning her own recipe book as part of her winnings from taking home the cookery crown.