Family Guy

Thursday May 29 - 10:30pm (M)

FAMILY GUY DOES “STAR WARS” IN THIS HILARIOUS ONE-HOUR SPECIAL

It’s the farce of the force on the one-hour FAMILY GUY “Star Wars” premiere. When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told… the story of Star Wars!

After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance.

On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Creepy Guy), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest, Parts 1 & 2” episode of FAMILY GUY.

On tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, Peter grows a moustache and after being mistaken for a fireman, gets free burgers for life for saving the owner of McBurgertown.

Meanwhile, Stewie becomes the coolest kid in high school.

Thursday March 13 at 9:00pm on Seven

On tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, when a flood hits town, Meg ends up in a coma, and when she awakens she falls for her cute intern.

When she becomes pregnant, Peter insists the couple marry.

And Brian and Stewie buy a fixer-upper house.

Thursday March 6 at 9:00pm on Seven

On tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, feeling patriotic after a Veteran’s Day parade, Peter campaigns against illegal immigrants; but he quickly changes his tune when he discovers he was born in Mexico, and is an illegal immigrant himself.

FAMILY GUY features the voices of SETH MACFARLANE as Peter, Stewie, Brian and Quagmire, ALEX BORSTEIN as Lois, SETH GREEN as Chris, MILA KUNIS as Meg and MIKE HENRY as Cleveland.

Thursday February 28 at 9:00pm on Seven

- LANDMARK 100TH EPISODE
FAMILY GUY celebrates it’s 100 episode today – freakin’ sweet!
In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind.
Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and… well, the title of the episode says it all…

Thursday February 14 9:00pm (M)

On tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, Lois returns miraculously from the dead, charging Stewie with attempted murder.

Stewie flees the family, forcing Brian to drive him to CIA headquarters; and there he carries out his plan for world domination.

FAMILY GUY features the voices of SETH MACFARLANE as Peter, Stewie, Brian and Quagmire, ALEX BORSTEIN as Lois, SETH GREEN as Chris, MILA KUNIS as Meg and MIKE HENRY as Cleveland.

Thursday February 21 at 9:00pm on Seven

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Season 6, Episode 11, ‘The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou’
Thursday May 3
10:30pm (M)

In tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, Peter discovers the thrill of being the neighborhood bully but it may cost him the love of his family and friends.

Meanwhile, Stewie gets addicted to tanning but his life as a bronze Adonis may be cut short by a life-threatening sunburn.

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Season 6, Episode 10, ‘Peter’s Two Dads’
Thursday April 26
10:30pm (M)

In tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, after Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk.

Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realising that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.

FAMILY GUY features the voices of SETH MACFARLANCE as Peter/Stewie/Brian, SETH GREEN as Chris, MILA KUNIS as Meg and ALEX BORSTEIN as Lois.

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Season 6, Episode 9, ‘Road To Rupert’
Thursday April 19
10:30pm (M)

In tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, at the Griffins’ yard sale, Brain mistakenly sells Rupert, sending he and Stewie on a cross-country journey to rescue him.

And when a nasty car crash causes Peter to lose his license, he is forced to let Meg be his personal driver and a surprising father/daughter bond is born.

FAMILY GUY features the voices of SETH MACFARLANCE as Peter/Stewie/Brian, SETH GREEN as Chris, MILA KUNIS as Meg and ALEX BORSTEIN as Lois, with ROB LOWE as Stanford, ADAM WEST as Mayor Adam West and PATRICK WARBUTON as Joe.

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Season 6, Episode 8, ‘Barely Legal’
Thursday April 12
10:30pm (M)

In tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, due to a sudden shortage of police officers in Quahog, Joe is forced to recruit Peter and his buddies into the Police Academy.

Meanwhile, Brian feels sorry for Meg when she can’t get a prom date so he agrees to take her, resulting in a “fatal attraction” type crush of the most inappropriate kind.

FAMILY GUY features the voices of SETH MACFARLANCE as Peter/Stewie/Brian, SETH GREEN as Chris, MILA KUNIS as Meg and ALEX BORSTEIN as Lois.

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Season 6, Episode 7, ‘Chick Cancer’
Thursday March 29
10:20pm (M)

In tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, Stewie marries his old flame Olivia, but her juice “drinking problem” and his bad attitude quickly puts their marriage on the rocks.

And after Peter watches his first “chick flick”, he’s so enamoured that he makes a woman’s movie of his own… a really bad one.

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Season 6, Episode 6, ‘Prick Up Your Ears’
Thursday March 22
10:30pm (M)

In tonight’s episode of FAMILY GUY, Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school, but is fired for discussing condoms.

A conservative minister takes over the class and preaches abstinence, which sends the kids looking for a loophole.

Meanwhile, Stewie plots to trap and kill the Tooth Fairy.

FAMILY GUY features the voices of SETH MACFARLANCE as Peter/Stewie/Brian, SETH GREEN as Chris, MILA KUNIS as Meg and ALEX BORSTEIN as Lois.