How I Met Your Mother

Thursday July 17
7:30pm

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Ted's brush with death changes his life

When Ted is in an accident, he re-evaluates his life and relationship with Stella.

Thursday July 10
7:30pm

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, when Barney and Abby realise that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted – they decide to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

Meanwhile, to pay for the floors in their new apartment, Marshall wants Lily to sell her designer clothes.

Thursday July 3
7:30pm

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Barney searches for a new bro to replace Ted as his wingman.

When Ted tells the gang Stella's intimate secret, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.

Thursday June 26 7:30pm (PG) on Seven

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, after breaking the “Bro Code,” a guilt-ridden Barney must deal with the lasting repercussions; Lily saves an animal from slaughter; and Ted prepares for a milestone birthday.

As Ted gets ready to celebrate his thirtieth birthday, Barney and Robin wake up in bed together. Both agree to act is though it never happened. In the bar Ted sees Robin and Barney whispering conspiratorially, and assumes they’re planning him a surprise party.

Barney tells Marshall about his night with Robin and hires Marshall to find a loophole in the “Bro Code” (a code Barney himself wrote to outline conduct among male friends), so he can stop feeling so guilty.

Thursday June 19 7:30pm (PG) on Seven

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, when an old high school flame comes back into Robin’s life, the gang tries to help a smitten Robin see that he is a real loser.

When Robin rekindles things with an old flame, he crushes her again, but Barney, in his own inimitable style, helps her realise that she is awesome.

And we discover that a second “Robin Sparkles” video exists.

JAMES VAN DER BEEK GUEST STARS

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER stars JOSH RADNOR as Ted, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as Barney, ALYSON HANNIGAN as Lily, COBIE SMULDERS as Robin and JASON SEGEL as Marshall, with BOB SAGET as the narrator and special guest JAMES VAN DER BEEK as Simon.

Thursday June 12
7:30pm

On tonight’s first episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, when his boss verbally berates Marshall, he questions whether or not the decision to work for a big corporate law firm was his best career move.

Thursday June 5
7:30pm

On tonight’s first episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, ignoring everyone’s advice not to date someone you see on a regular basis, Ted pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella.

While Stella repeatedly turns down his offers for a date, her office receptionist Abby, becomes smitten with Ted.

And on tonight’s second episode, when Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he assumes it’s a spurned former lover and turns to an NCAA tournament bracket to narrow down the field of 64 women (with the most cause to hate his guts) to the final four.

Thursday May 29 8:00pm (PG)

VANESSA MINNILLO GUEST STARS

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, when Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow during a legendary St. Patrick’s Day celebration, he gets a post-revelry reality check from Marshall.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER stars JOSH RADNOR as Ted, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as Barney, ALYSON HANNIGAN as Lily, COBIE SMULDERS as Robin and JASON SEGEL as Marshall, with BOB SAGET as the narrator. VANESSA MINNILLO guest stars as Ashlee.

Thursday May 22
8:00pm

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, when the gang learns that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try (with stories of their own toxic experiences) to convince him it's never a good idea to date someone you see on a regular basis.

Thursday May 15
8:00pm

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, when Barney loses his ‘mojo,’ he attends the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after-party hoping to regain his form.

His legendary womanising skills are put to the test when he meets supermodel Heidi Klum; and he soon realises that in order to regain his mojo, he’ll have to bed the woman to whom he lost his virginity.

Thursday May 8
8:00pm

STARS JASON SEGEL, WRITER AND STAR OF NEW APATOW- PRODUCED FILM FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Barney becomes preoccupied with the slap-bet countdown website Marshall created, living in constant fear and anxiety of when the next blow will arrive.

Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, and things don’t quite go as planned.

Thursday May 1
8:00pm

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Ted thinks he has found the perfect girlfriend; but when the gang finds a fatal flaw in his new love, all of their own quirks become glaring and irksome… causing a heated exchange of barbs among the group.

Thursday April 24
8:00pm

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, the honeymoon is over when Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment; not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan.

Thursday April 17
8:00pm

- John Cho (Harold & Kumar…) guest stars

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, when Marshall is wined and dined by a recruiter from a big corporate law firm, he considers giving up his dream job of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.

Meanwhile, Ted discovers a porn star is using his name.

Thursday April 10
8:00pm

On tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, when Barney finds out that Ted met his hot new girlfriend on-line, he immediately assumes she is crazy.

When she insists on making up a story about how they met in a cooking class, and becomes jealous of everyone else’s “how we met” stories, her ranking on Barney's hot/crazy scale skyrockets.