Desperate Housewives

9:30pm – Thursday, March 31 on Seven

This week on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, while Gabrielle devises a plan to keep Grace in her life, Keith prepares for a special dinner with Bree.

Also, Tom is angry at Lynette for not disclosing his special attributes to the other ladies; Renee tells Susan a deep, dark secret; and Paul’s plan for Wisteria Lane is revealed.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES stars TERI HATCHER as Susan Mayer, FELICITY HUFFMAN as Lynette Scavo, MARCIA CROSS as Bree Hodge, EVA LONGORIA PARKER as Gabrielle Solis, VANESSA WILLIAMS as Renee Perry, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA as Carlos Solis, DOUG SAVANT as Tom Scavo, KATHRYN JOOSTEN as Mrs McCluskey, BRENDA STRONG as Mary Alice Young, JAMES DENTON as Mike Delfino, KEVIN RAHM as Lee, TUC WATKINS as Bob, MARK MOSES as Paul Young, CHARLIE CARVER as Porter Scavo, JOSHUA MOORE as Parker Scavo, DARCY ROSE BYRNES as Penny Scavo, MADISON DE LA GARZA as Juanita and MASON VALE COTTON as MJ Delfino, with BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN as Keith.

9:30pm – Thursday, March 24 on Seven

This week on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, Thanksgiving on Wisteria Lane finds Gabrielle and Carlos hosting Carmen, Hector and Grace to a bountiful feast. But the Solis’s discover some surprising news about the Sanchez’s that could threaten their time with Grace.

Meanwhile, Bree invites Keith’s parents Richard and Mary (guest stars John Schneider and Nancy Travis) to partake in Thanksgiving at her house and learns some family secrets; Susan butts heads with Lynette over her sleep training techniques for baby Paige; Renee continues to remind Tom about their past; and Beth tries to uncover more about Paul’s past misdeeds.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES stars TERI HATCHER as Susan Mayer, FELICITY HUFFMAN as Lynette Scavo, MARCIA CROSS as Bree Hodge, EVA LONGORIA PARKER as Gabrielle Solis, VANESSA WILLIAMS as Renee Perry, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA as Carlos Solis, DOUG SAVANT as Tom Scavo, KATHRYN JOOSTEN as Mrs McCluskey, BRENDA STRONG as Mary Alice Young, JAMES DENTON as Mike Delfino, KEVIN RAHM as Lee, TUC WATKINS as Bob, MARK MOSES as Paul Young, CHARLIE CARVER as Porter Scavo, JOSHUA MOORE as Parker Scavo, DARCY ROSE BYRNES as Penny Scavo, MADISON DE LA GARZA as Juanita and MASON VALE COTTON as MJ Delfino, with BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN as Keith.

9:30pm – Thursday, March 17 on Seven

This week on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, Susan begrudgingly accepts Lynette’s offer to be baby Paige’s nanny, while Bree is embarrassed to tell Keith that she’s beginning to go through menopause.

Also, Renee makes a tempting job proposition to Lynette; Gabrielle fears that Bob is trying to seduce Carlos after the two strike up a friendship; and Beth begins to question Paul’s motives on the lane.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES stars TERI HATCHER as Susan Mayer, FELICITY HUFFMAN as Lynette Scavo, MARCIA CROSS as Bree Hodge, EVA LONGORIA PARKER as Gabrielle Solis, VANESSA WILLIAMS as Renee Perry, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA as Carlos Solis, DOUG SAVANT as Tom Scavo, KATHRYN JOOSTEN as Mrs McCluskey, BRENDA STRONG as Mary Alice Young, JAMES DENTON as Mike Delfino, KEVIN RAHM as Lee, TUC WATKINS as Bob, MARK MOSES as Paul Young, CHARLIE CARVER as Porter Scavo, JOSHUA MOORE as Parker Scavo, DARCY ROSE BYRNES as Penny Scavo, MADISON DE LA GARZA as Juanita and MASON VALE COTTON as MJ Delfino, with BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN as Keith.

New to 7TWO, at 9.40pm Monday March 21 is Mrs Bradley Mysteries.

A Speedy Death: Mrs Adela Bradley and her resourceful chauffeur are on the trail of a country-house murderer after a series of deaths at the engagement party of her god-daughter. With a house full of suspects, she charms and schemes until the mystery is solved. Starring DIANA RIGG and NEIL DUDGEON.

Grey’s Anatomy – that was playing at 1.30pm weekdays will finish up on Tue March 22. Great British Journeys will fill the timeslot. Desperate Housewives continues at or near 12.30pm weekdays until Friday March 25.

A new series for Sunday nights, with Rhodes Across India airing at 10.45pm Sundays from March 27. It replaces Restaurant in our Living Room, which finishes with a celebrity special Sunday March 20, 10.30pm.

Gary Rhodes and his team take a trip to India to find the best of authentic Indian cuisine, learn how to cook it, and then cater for a major banquet.

From Monday March 28, 7TWO revamps its afternoon line up.

Murphy Brown remains at 12.00 Midday while Hart to Hart has its first run on 7TWO from 12.30pm Monday March 28. It starts from the pilot. Great British Journeys remains at 1.30pm, Welcome back Kotter moves to 2.30pm, and new to 7TWO at 3.00pm is classic sitcom Perfect Strangers.

7TWO have moved their “arvo movies” back to between 3pm and 4pm – to now be called the “7TWO Late Arvo Movie” . Late Arvo movies will always finish at 6pm – and the varying starting time will result in Perfect Strangers not always being on at 3pm weekdays, and Growing Pains on only some weekdays at 3.30pm – you’ll need to check guides to keep up!

In the first week though, the Late Arvo Movies start at 4pm Tue, Wed, Thur March 29-31, 3.30pm Mon March 28 and 3pm Friday April 1.

Looks like My Kitchen Rules encores will remain, with TBAs on 7TWO 8.30am every Sunday morning. That is the usual timeslot for the MKR encores, which are usually confirmed Thursday each week.

With Daylight Saving ending at 3am Saturday night (Sunday morning) April 2, those states with Daylight Saving get an extra hours of programming somewhere between 3am DLST and 3am EST.

9:30pm – Thursday, March 10 on Seven

This week on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, Susan is forced to tell Mike about her provocative side job and Bree learns a secret about Keith.

As Halloween approaches, Susan is forced to reveal her secret, sexy internet side job to a shocked Mike; Juanita becomes suspicious of Gabrielle’s sudden interest in Grace; Lynette becomes concerned about Tom’s mother’s memory lapses; Bree learns a secret about Keith; and Paul is encouraged to take wife Beth out on a date in order to light a spark in their unromantic relationship.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES stars TERI HATCHER as Susan Mayer, FELICITY HUFFMAN as Lynette Scavo, MARCIA CROSS as Bree Hodge, EVA LONGORIA PARKER as Gabrielle Solis, VANESSA WILLIAMS as Renee Perry, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA as Carlos Solis, DOUG SAVANT as Tom Scavo, KATHRYN JOOSTEN as Mrs McCluskey, BRENDA STRONG as Mary Alice Young, JAMES DENTON as Mike Delfino, KEVIN RAHM as Lee, TUC WATKINS as Bob, MARK MOSES as Paul Young, CHARLIE CARVER as Porter Scavo, JOSHUA MOORE as Parker Scavo, DARCY ROSE BYRNES as Penny Scavo, MADISON DE LA GARZA as Juanita and MASON VALE COTTON as MJ Delfino, with BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN as Keith.

9:30pm – Thursday, March 3 on Seven

This week on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, Susan’s days as a sexy internet sensation may be coming to an end, Renee and Gabrielle reveal some intimate secrets about each other to the wrong people, and Bree is exhausted by Keith’s sexual stamina.

Susan’s days as a sexy internet sensation may be coming to an end after she angers an important client and incurs the wrath of her boss, Maxine.

Renee and Gabrielle are headed for a smackdown after each of them reveals an intimate secret about the other to the wrong people; Bree finds herself exhausted by younger lover Keith’s sexual stamina; Lynette is angry with Tom after he asks his mother to become the baby’s nanny without talking it over with her first; and housewife Emma Graham (singer-songwriter Dana Glover) puts on a cabaret show – with the aid of saxophonist Dave Koz – with surprising results.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES stars TERI HATCHER as Susan Mayer, FELICITY HUFFMAN as Lynette Scavo, MARCIA CROSS as Bree Hodge, EVA LONGORIA PARKER as Gabrielle Solis, VANESSA WILLIAMS as Renee Perry, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA as Carlos Solis, DOUG SAVANT as Tom Scavo, KATHRYN JOOSTEN as Mrs McCluskey, BRENDA STRONG as Mary Alice Young, JAMES DENTON as Mike Delfino, KEVIN RAHM as Lee, TUC WATKINS as Bob, MARK MOSES as Paul Young, CHARLIE CARVER as Porter Scavo, JOSHUA MOORE as Parker Scavo, DARCY ROSE BYRNES as Penny Scavo, MADISON DE LA GARZA as Juanita and MASON VALE COTTON as MJ Delfino, with BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN as Keith.

9:30pm – Thursday, February 24 on Seven

This week on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, Gabrielle reveals her secret to the ladies.

Susan is horrified when she discovers that she has become the face of the provocative internet company she’s been secretly working for and is now the cover model for their outdoor billboard ads.

Plus Gabrielle tells her coveted secret to the ladies; Renee finds out that Bree is a grandmother and uses it to her advantage in an attempt to steal Keith away and have him for herself; Lynette takes advantage of daughter Penny’s generous offer to help look after the baby; and Paul purchases the home he shared with Mary Alice, against wife Beth’s wishes.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES stars TERI HATCHER as Susan Mayer, FELICITY HUFFMAN as Lynette Scavo, MARCIA CROSS as Bree Hodge, EVA LONGORIA PARKER as Gabrielle Solis, VANESSA WILLIAMS as Renee Perry, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA as Carlos Solis, DOUG SAVANT as Tom Scavo, KATHRYN JOOSTEN as Mrs McCluskey, BRENDA STRONG as Mary Alice Young, JAMES DENTON as Mike Delfino, KEVIN RAHM as Lee, TUC WATKINS as Bob, MARK MOSES as Paul Young, CHARLIE CARVER as Porter Scavo, JOSHUA MOORE as Parker Scavo, DARCY ROSE BYRNES as Penny Scavo, MADISON DE LA GARZA as Juanita and MASON VALE COTTON as MJ Delfino, with BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN as Keith.

9:30pm – Thursday, February 17 on Seven

Susan discovers that some of her best, sexy internet show moves are being copied by a competitor.

Gabrielle hires a private detective to look into an important matter, unbeknownst to Carlos while Lynette is stunned when Tom’s doctor prescribes a rather unorthodox remedy for his depression and Renee invites a reluctant Bree to go clubbing with her to engage in some local man-hunting.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES stars TERI HATCHER as Susan Mayer, FELICITY HUFFMAN as Lynette Scavo, MARCIA CROSS as Bree Hodge, EVA LONGORIA PARKER as Gabrielle Solis, VANESSA WILLIAMS as Renee Perry, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA as Carlos Solis, DOUG SAVANT as Tom Scavo, KATHRYN JOOSTEN as Mrs McCluskey, BRENDA STRONG as Mary Alice Young, JAMES DENTON as Mike Delfino, KEVIN RAHM as Lee, TUC WATKINS as Bob, MARK MOSES as Paul Young, CHARLIE CARVER as Porter Scavo, JOSHUA MOORE as Parker Scavo, DARCY ROSE BYRNES as Penny Scavo, MADISON DE LA GARZA as Juanita and MASON VALE COTTON as MJ Delfino.

Here is the Seven schedule for After the Tennis.

Times and dates listed here are now confirmed.

Sunday January 30
6.30 Tennis special
7.30 2011 Australian Open Men’s Final

Monday January 31
7.30 My Kitchen Rules – season two premiere
8.30 Conviction Kitchen – premiere
9.30 Brothers and Sisters season premiere
10.30 Fat Family Diet

Tuesday February 1
7.30 My Kitchen Rules
8.30 Parenthood – season return double episode
10.30 Cougar Town season two premiere, double episode

Wednesday February 2
7.30 My Kitchen Rules
8.30 Criminal Minds season return
9.30 City Homicide season return
10.30 I Shouldn’t Be Alive

Thursday February 3
7.30 How I Met Your Mother season premiere, double episode
8.30 Grey’s Anatomy new season premiere
9.30 Desperate Housewives new season premiere
10.30 Private Practise season premiere
11.30 30 Rock season return

Friday February 4
7.30 Better Homes and Gardens
8.30 Movie: The Holiday

Saturday February 5
6.30 Movie: The Parent Trap
9.15 Movie: Runaway Bride

The following week should see the return of new episodes of Border Security, Bones and Castle to Sunday nights, as well as Packed to the Rafters on Tuesday Feb 8 at 8.30pm, followed by Parenthood at 9.30pm.

7TWO seem to be the only digital channel to be airing something other than regular day time programming this Wednesday, Australia Day, January 26.

From 2pm until 6pm, is Barry Humphries’ Flashbacks. A series that looks at Australia over the years, decade by decade, starting with the 1950’s. Previously seen on Pay TV, the series features Barry’s alter egos’ Dame Edna and Les with their spin on years gone by.

Final McCallum is at 9.45 Wed Jan 26. A repeat episode plays Wed Feb 2.

Home and Away catch up is back. Sunday Jan 30, the week’s episodes of Home and Away will be played together from 6am.

Some changes to day time programming with repeats of Desperate Housewives at 12.30pm from Mon Jan 31, and NEW episodes of October Road (why is this not on at night!) at 1.30pm weekdays.

Mid-arvo movies remains at 2.30pm, followed by Welcome back Kotter from 4.30pm.

Into ratings season, and 7TWO will continue with their very successful lifestyle based Sunday night programming.

Mon Feb 7 sees repeats of Heartbeat remain at 7.30, followed by new Jonathon Creek at 8.30pm, Maisie Raine at 9.40 and The Sweeney – new to 7TWO at 10.50pm.

No changes to classic British Tuesday nights for Tue Feb 8.

Wed Feb 9 – Heartbeat at 7.30pm, new Pie in the Sky at 8.30pm, followed by the 7TWO premiere of Murphy’s Law at 9.45 – a double episode premiere.

Thursdays remain movie nights, while Fridays remain as lifestyle based after 8.45pm. At 7.30pm Fri Feb 11 and new to 7TWO is That’s My Boy.

No changes to Saturday nights.