Four Weddings

Four Weddings, 7.30pm, Seven
Fifi Box brings us four weddings that are – quite different, including one that is bat themed and in a cave!

Beauty and the Geek, 8.30pm, Seven
In a re-hash of the US show – this series brings us a geek girl and “beauty” guy! Predictable but enjoyable.

Till Faith Do Us Part, 9.30pm, SBS TWO
Based on a true story about the custody battle between a couple fighting over their Scientology beliefs.

The Big Bang Theory, 8pm, Nine
The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis – Sheldon annoys the gang with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol.

Friends, 9pm, 111 Hits
The One With The Holiday Armadillo – Ross dresses up as the Holiday Armadillo and, with Monica, Chandler and Joey’s help, teaches Ben about Hanukkah

Next week (Spet 25-30), with the Brownlow Medal airing in AFL markets on Monday night (Sept 26), The X Factor will air ond day later then its usual timeslot.

The Top 11 live performance show will air on Tuesday Sept 27 from 7.30pm, and conclude around 9.30pm which means Packed to the Rafters will have a week off. Results show will air Wed Sept 28 at 7.30. Wolrd’s Strictest Parents is on at 8.30pm that night.

Thursday at 7.30 Sept 29 is Four Weddings., and of course Beauty and the Geek continues with its second episode of Australia’s third season at 8.30pm.

9.30 that night is TBA for two hours which suggests maybe a movie?

Back to Brownlow night, and non-AFL markets will see a one hour special of The Force at 7.30pm Mon Sept 26. Those markets can see the Brownlow Medal live on 7mate.

Meanwhie, Law and Order: LA will no longer air on Thursday nights on Seven, as the network opts to air the series on Wednesday nights only at 9.30pm.

On Monday September 19, from 7.30pm until 9.30pm, is the first X Factor live performance show for this season. Over this two hour event, the top 12 perform for the votes of the judges and audience.

Then, on Tuesday night, September 20 at 7.30pm is the X Factor results show, where one will be eliminated in the first week to bring us to our top 11.

Wednesday night at 7.30 is (as predicted) World’s Strictest Parents, while Thursday night at 7.30 will be the return of Four Weddings. Friday night AFL commitments may push this back to an 8pm start in some states if they air double Home and Away in leiu of the Friday night episode not being able to air.

Or, like last year, Home and Away could become out of synch between markets, resulting in a triple episode catch up after footy seaosn concludes. All depends on the teams that make it through.

As already reported, Beauty and the Geek Australia season three premieres at 8.30pm Thursday Sept 22.

Speaking of AFL, The Brownlow Medal airs live in VIC & SA on Monday Sept 26, as well as prime time in WA. NSW & QLD can see it on 7mate.

The Brownlow medal will push the X Factor top 11 live performances back to Tuesday night (Sept 27), with the results show on Wednesday night (Sept 28). These states will also miss out on Body of Proof and Suits, which will end up as split market programming in later weeks, as both are scheduled to air on Brownlow night in NSW & QLD.

With X Factor airing on Tuesday night, top 11 means a two hour show – which means no Packed to the Rafters for Tuesday Sept 27. Dinner Date remains at 9.30pm that night, Hung at 10.30.

Thursday 7.30 for Sept 29 could be that Home & Away catch up I meantioned before or Four Weddings – that will be comfirmed later.

Beauty and the Geek episode two will air Thursday Sept 29, 8.30pm.

The Cooler, ONE, 9.30pm
In one of the best movies people never see, Bernie Lootz is a guy whose bad luck is contagious but when he falls for a gorgeous cocktail waitress his luck is reversed. It’s Goodfella’s with a vulnerable soul. Stars William H. Macy,  Alec Baldwin and Maria Bello

Four Weddings, Seven, 7.30pm
Kerry is in her 50s and marrying her rock ‘n’ roll dance partner, Terry, so a Grease theme is only fitting. Self-confessed princess Katie has the big puffy dress and insists on tradition, but on her budget, she can only afford one form of entertainment – herself! Next is tomboy coal trucker Emma, whose schedule takes the laidback approach. Then, blonde bombshell Jamie has an extravagant affair at the Sydney Opera House, complete with designer everything. Will things run smoothly? Four very different weddings, four very different brides. But only one will walk away with the coveted luxury honeymoon to Fiji.

The Pig Farm, SBS ONE, 10.05pm
When police arrived at a pig farm in rural British Columbia in February of 2002, they stumbled upon a scene of unfathomable horror. The remains of over 60 women were unearthed – most of whom were Vancouver sex trade workers. This discovery revealed Robert ‘Willy’ Pickton to be one of the worst serial killers in history. Through exclusive interviews and re-creations, the program recounts how Pickton’s murders went unchallenged for decades and, ultimately, how the net began to close around him.

Megacities, Nine, 10pm
Andrew Marr finds out how some of the world’s biggest cities feed, protect and move their citizens. He compares the skyscrapers and modernisation of Shanghai to the colourful street culture of Mexico City.

Japan Tsunami: How it Happened, ABC1, 8.33pm
As Japan lives with the consequences of the 2011 tsunami, find out how it happened and how it has changed the country forever.

Premiere Episodes!

Modern Family, TEN, 8pm
Phil convinces Claire and the kids to be in his new realty advertisement, but when he goes so far as to wrap the family minivan in the picture, the consequences are unexpected.

The Voice, GO!, 7.30pm
The blind auditions continue. Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton listen closely to judge and ultimately choose which contestant they want on their individual teams.

The Bachelorette, GO!, 9.30pm
Dental student Ashley Hebert meets 25 potential husbands as limousines disgorge them at the Malibu mansion. Among them: a butcher, a fellow dentist, a masked man and a guy she already knows. Over the next few weeks, Ashley must turn 25 into 1.

Four Weddings, Seven, 7.30pm
It’s game on for our four feisty brides! Baeu runs her own events company and sets the bar with her big budget when Australia’s Got Talent winners Justice Crew perform. No-one is ready for Tanya’s Lord of the Rings themed wedding with a surprise appearance from Gollum himself. Youngest bride Amy, shocks her judges when they find out what 560 guests sounds like. Zany from Tamworth won her reception in a Sumo wrestling contest, it’s a giddy up theme which suits horse trainer fiance Paul fine. They all battle it out for a fantasy honeymoon to Tahiti. Whose wedding will take the cake?

Next week sees a transformation in Seven programming as new and returning shows fill a number of timeslots vacated by those that have concluded this week.

Prime time programming for the week looks like this:

Sunday August 7
6.30 Sunday Night
7.30 Great Migrations (final)
8.40 Bones
9.40 Castle (double episode)

Monday August 8
7.30 Unlikely Animal Friends
8.30 Body of Proof Premiere
10.30 Teen Wolf

Tuesday August 9
7.30 Four Weddings new
8.30 Winners & Losers
9.30 Dinner Date Australia
10.30 How I Met Your Mother (rpt)
11.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians (final)
11.30 Perfect Couples – New Series.

Wednesday August 10
7.30 World’s Strictest Parents
8.30 Criminal Minds: Suspect Behaviour
9.30 Covert Afffairs

Thursday August 11
7.30 WWII Lost Films: The Air War
8.30 Pawn Stars – about a family Pawn shop operated by Ruchard Harrison and his sons.
9.30 Law & Order: LA
11.30 Off The Map

For the following week – week commencing August 14, there is a TBA at 10.30pm Tuesday night August 16 which could be the timeslot for the return of HBO series Hung. And still to slot in somewhere during that week is new series Suits, made for the USA Network in the US, the same network that airs Burn Notice and White Collar over there.

7.30pm Sunday August 14 and 7.30 Monday August 15 both remain as TBAs so far. With Seven ramping up X Factor promos, could we see the 2011 return of the show premiere August 14?

Channel Seven has new shows to premiere, along with the return of Dinner Date – here is a brief synopsis.

Body Of Proof – August 8, 8.30pm
Body of proof was the second most watched premiere in th US this season with an average of over 11 million viewers. The show focuses on Megan Hunt M.D. (Dana Delaney – Desperate Housewives) who having lost her medical license in the aftermath of a family tragedy, joined the medical examiners and proved herself a forensic genius. Yet even diplomatic police partner Pete Dunlop can’t prevent her arrogant attitude and total disregard for any authority or social norm to cause grave aggravation all around. Still, as long as the perpetrators suffer most, the bulldozer approach pays off on the balance.

Four Weddings – August 9, 7.30pm
Hosted by Fifi Box, Four Weddings is back. Each episode features four highly competitive and opinionated brides as they attend, judge and score each other‟s weddings based on the wedding dress, ceremony, menu and reception. The winning couple take home the ultimate prize; a five-star fantasy honeymoon to a tropical paradise.

Suits – Week commencing August 14
On the run from a drug deal gone bad, Mike Ross, a brilliant college-dropout, finds himself a job working with Harvey Specter, one of New York City’s best lawyers. Patrick J. Adams & Gabriel Macht both give convincing performances in the pilot, something sure to excel even more throughout the legal series, that only premiered in June in the USA.

Hung – Week commencing August 14
This dramedy that has already aired on showcase is original and funny. It focuses on Ray, a former high school sports legend turned middle-aged high school basketball coach. Ray in the midst of a divorce, finds a way to benefit from his “biggest asset” – hence the title. Starring Thomas Jane, Anne Heche (Men in Trees) and former Neighbours star Sianoa Smit-McPhee (Bree Timmins).    
Sianoa Smit-McPhee.

Channel Seven today announced the second season of FOUR WEDDINGS hosted by Fifi Box will premiere in August, 2011.

Each episode of FOUR WEDDINGS features four highly competitive and opinionated brides as they attend, judge and score each other’s weddings based on the wedding dress, ceremony, menu and reception. The winning couple take home the ultimate prize; a five-star fantasy honeymoon to a tropical paradise.

Host and bouquet-catching expert Fifi believes weddings are the ultimate expression of personal taste and says the upcoming season demonstrates just how individual and varied those tastes can be.

“We’ve got some fantastic weddings. One bride arrives at her ceremony on horseback wearing cowboy boots and a tiara. Another couple choose to celebrate their big day over a beef stroganoff with friends at the local pub, and then there’s the wedding with the guest list of 560 people!

“And just like last season our wonderful bride judges are passionate and fearless. If they don’t like something, they won’t be shy in letting you know about it. I can’t wait!”

The wedding themes in the second season are as diverse as the brides’ gown choices: a 50′s Rock n’ Roll wedding with an Elvis impersonator serving as the celebrant, a Mission Impossible inspired ceremony with the groom arriving by helicopter and a wedding in a bat-cave with the bride dressed in black to compliment the bats.

And in what could be an Australian first, movie buffs Tanya and Jason pay homage to Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings surprising their guests with a ring bearing Gollum and a perfect replica of “Middle-earth” as their wedding cake.

FOUR WEDDINGS premiered in September 2010. The series is produced by Granada Media Australia for Channel Seven. Executive producer is Geraldine Orrock.

 

So another HUGE week of reality television has come to a close, and when I thought I was out of the woods; television world told me not to worry, because the onslaught is about to roughen up over the next couple of weeks!

Let’s begin with a recap of the week that’s been by starting off discussing Dancing with the Stars! On Sunday, a three hour finale saw Manu Feildel take the winner’s trophy, beating bookies favourite Haley Bracken and my personal favourite Damien Leith. It was a lengthy affair; and personally, I can’t recall half of the show due to the fact half of it was insignificant! But it does wrap up a controversial year and yes, at times I have been critical of the show pumping itself up as being a ‘controversial’ program using its own footage and footage of Seven public affairs programs to try to back up its point; but all in all, it will be one season to remember!

Speaking of things to remember, it surely was a week to remember for MasterChef as all eight remaining contestants jetsetted off to New York City; what some may call the cuisine capital of the world! There, they visited multiple places on their own to find inspirational aspects from all walks of NY and blend it into a specific dish. This challenge left Sun in lockdown and after having to cater for a massive UN dinner, Billy joined her.

And so soon after Dani won an immunity pin (of course losing it soon after), what do you know, New York worked its magic on Ellie! An elimination regular, she won this challenge of all challenges giving her an immunity pin! With only a few weeks left of the competition, Ellie sure has rocketted up the ranks of MasterChef season three to become a frontrunner for finale.

Then, the most memorable task in my opinion of the entire SERIES; seeing the judges’ faces light up on the big screen in Times Square to announce that all contestants must hunt down a recipe, race back to the Four Seasons Restaurant and cook it! In the mad rush of things, both Dani and Hayden joined Sun & Billy in elimination.

The elimination was held at the iconic Sylvia’s restaurant. Overall, the dishes were all pretty underwhelming (except for Billy’s which was praised highly by Sylvia Wood’s descendents) but it was Sun, after failing to prepare things on time, who was ultimately kicked out on a high.

It was a cruel week, if not a memorable one, but if you thought it could not get any better, think again…

Meanwhile, the ‘finale showdown’ on Australia’s Got Talent kicked off with a mirage of talent including acts such as Instant Bun, Majestic and little Jack Vidgen and those larger-than-life teeth. The nine acts amazed Australia and we are all chomping at the bit to see who made it through!

On The Amazing Race Australia; a trip through the Middle East that saw contestants dig for keys, play Matkok, read their partner’s mind and drive a massive truck was too much for bikers Dave & Kelly to muster, and the iconic team were sent home in fifth place.

The Block fired up for its third week (fourth in total) as contestants tackled the bathroom and laundry; the first ‘wet room’ of the season. What is considered the hardest room in the house, it sure did create tension, not just between contestants, but between tradies and foremen as well.

Josh & Jen won week two before winning both Shelley’s plumbing task AND Scott’s tiling task. This segregated them from the group as the other exhausted contestants gave up on the arrogant team.

Katrina & Amie hit lows after their new plans for a bathroom were scrapped; taking them back to an old plan that detailed a bathroom without a bath! But that was the least of their worries. Further into the week, their tradie staged a strike after not being paid, leaving an unfinished room for the girls to find. Later in the day, the girls also found out that they had been slugged $7,000 a week by the unruly tradie before a wet sealer who was supposed to finish off the base of their shower rejected to do the job on the grounds that the room wasn’t ready for it.

Now a day behind schedule, the girls broke down. The week did get better for them as they mustered together a new team of professionals who in turn called their own professionals to help. What a relief, but can they get it all done on time?

The week ended in an Unlocked special which saw contestants enter OTHER contestant’s homes for the first time to see their progress. Utilising judge’s comments and personal tastes, they all gave a critique on each other’s rooms. Surprisingly, it wasn’t as negative as I’d thought it would be with most contestants happy, if not surprised or delighted at their opponent’s room styles.

To the new kid on the block, Top Design, and while it was a rushed and somewhat unneatly packaged affair, it debuted with a simple premise and a fun challenge with lovely results at the worst of times.

The contestant known as Craig will be forever known as the ‘first contestant to be eliminated off Top Design’ as he was eliminated after a challenge involving them all to split up into pairs and renovate a shipping container. His partner for the week, Jo is still in the competition.

Wow, with so much reality, I hope I haven’t missed anything there as we preview what is ahead.

Well, first off, The Block extends to a new night of Sunday at 6.30pm. I look down the schedule and everything else looks the same with hour episodes on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday and Shelley’s challenge moved to Monday. I have to wonder if this extra timeslot will saturate the show. Maybe in this whirlwind season it won’t, but it is an ambitious move nonetheless, one that has just crept up out of nowhere.

Can Josh & Jenna win another room, or maybe sweep all three challenges of the week? If so, it will be one hell of a s**tstorm! After judgement day on Sunday, contestants sweep into their fourth room with two more challenges coming from the hosts. It sure will be one hell of a week on The Block.

Looking at MasterChef, and remember when I said ‘if you thought things could not get any better; think again…’ well here it is- it CAN! On Sunday, none other than the Dalai Llama comes to visit the final seven in what could surpass NY Week’s Times Square challenge as the most memorable yet!

Further into the week and former Celebrity MasterChef winner Eamon Sullivan will be facing off against Sunday’s winner that may see that person win an immunity pin!

With all the trimmings of a delicious week of MasterChef, the finale drawing ever nearer and a smaller group of contestants, I’m expecting a whopper week!

Australia’s Got Talent features its final finale showcase as the final nine acts go head to head. I believe FOUR acts from week one go through to the final, although this could be five, can someone clarify?!

On The Amazing Race Australia, another team will surely be lost as the final four become the final three! Can the models Sam & Renae keep the girl flag riding high in the race for yet another week; or are we set for an all male final three?

And of course Top Design is moving into another week as well…. But I don’t know what to add for that one.

Well, another week is upon us, and while it won’t be as hectic as last week, one thing is for certain; shows such as Australia’s Got Talent, The Amazing Race Australia and MasterChef Australia are slowly drawing to a close. The Renovators, Four Weddings, Dinner Date, The X Factor, Beauty & The Geek Australia and Junior MasterChef are yet to start. If reality television is slowing down, I’d love to see the evidence, please!

 

Channel Seven today announced the second season of “Four Weddings” hosted by Fifi Box will premiere in August, 2011.

Each episode of “Four Weddings” features four highly competitive and opinionated brides as they attend, judge and score each other’s weddings based on the wedding dress, ceremony, menu and reception.  The winning couple take home the ultimate prize; a five-star fantasy honeymoon to a tropical paradise.

Host and bouquet-catching expert Fifi believes weddings are the ultimate expression of personal taste and says the upcoming season demonstrates just how individual and varied those tastes can be.

“We’ve got some fantastic weddings. One bride arrives at her ceremony on horseback wearing cowboy boots and a tiara. Another couple choose to celebrate their big day over a beef stroganoff with friends at the local pub, and then there’s the wedding with the guest list of 560 people!

“And just like last season our wonderful bride judges are passionate and fearless. If they don’t like something, they won’t be shy in letting you know about it.  I can’t wait!”

The wedding themes in the second season are as diverse as the brides’ gown choices: a 50’s Rock n’ Roll wedding with an Elvis impersonator serving as the celebrant, a Mission Impossible inspired ceremony with the groom arriving by helicopter and a wedding in a bat-cave with the bride dressed in black to compliment the bats.

And in what could be an Australian first, movie buffs Tanya and Jason pay homage to Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings surprising their guests with a ring bearing Gollum and a perfect replica of ‘Middle-earth’ as their wedding cake.