How To Have Sex After Marriage

Some changes to Gem programming for the week after next.

Monday April 25.

9.30pm Kitchen Nightmares USA
10.30pm Wife Swap USA
11.30pm Friends.
12.00am Murder, She Wrote
1.00 Mary Queen of Shops

Movie The Wrong Man is out.

Tuesday April 26.

7.30 Antiques Roadshow – new episode.

Replaces How Clean is Your House.

Wednesday April 27.

8.30 Hoarders. Replaces The World’s Tallest Woman and Me which moves to…

Thursday April 28.

8.30 The World’s Tallest Woman and Me
9.30 Embarrassing Bodies
10.30 How to Have Sex After Marriage

This line up replaces Hoarders, Bizarre ER, How Clean Is Your House and Wife Swap USA.

Saturday April 30

8.10pm Two Fat Ladies, replaces As Time Goes By.

Tuesday, August 5 at 10.30pm

John and Debbie Fox have been married for over 4 years and live with their 2 children in a quiet village in the heart of Wiltshire. A once active and sporty John has gained over 3 stone in weight since his football days and has become lazy and unsupportive. 38 year old Debbie seems to always be on the go, whether its meeting clients, cleaning the home or making the dinner, Debbie never seems to have a moment to relax. More lodgers than lovers, Debbie and John’s relationship has, along with their love life, ground to a halt. Sex for the couple has become mechanical and mundane leaving neither of them satisfied or sexually fulfilled. Debbie still has an appetite for passionate playtime, but John prefers to relive himself on the golf range.

Debbie’s frustration with John and the relationship often manifests itself in nasty notes and letters that she leaves around the home. Four letter words spell disaster for John as he often reads that Debbie is threatening to leave. But what if the tables were turned? Love doctor Sam Van Rood invites an actress round to play Johns wife for the day before showing the footage of the couple to a tearful Debbie. The reality of the situation is also brought home to John as he is taken to a cemetery where he stands head to toe with his own grave and made to face up to his responsibilities.

The couple both want sex to last longer, but its John who needs to spice up his sexual menu to bring his game away from the golf course and into the bedroom. Helping him improve his bedroom play is leading sex expert Louise Van de Velde who along with two attractive models, a bowl of fresh strawberries and a pink feather, will introduce him to the art of tantric sex. For the more adventurous Debbie, sex is always on the brain, so Cat attempts to explore her fantasies with a trip to a porn set, where Debbie takes the camera and directs her very own erotic encounter with the help of an acclaimed female porn director. With the marriage heading down a slippery slope, will Anjula, Cat and Sam be able to rekindle their lost romance and enhance their sexual playtime.

Tuesday, July 29 at 10.30pm

John and Debbie Fox have been married for over 4 years and live with their 2 children in a quiet village in the heart of Wiltshire. A once active and sporty John has gained over 3 stone in weight since his football days and has become lazy and unsupportive. 38 year old Debbie seems to always be on the go, whether its meeting clients, cleaning the home or making the dinner, Debbie never seems to have a moment to relax. More lodgers than lovers, Debbie and John’s relationship has, along with their love life, ground to a halt. Sex for the couple has become mechanical and mundane leaving neither of them satisfied or sexually fulfilled. Debbie still has an appetite for passionate playtime, but John prefers to relive himself on the golf range.

Debbie’s frustration with John and the relationship often manifests itself in nasty notes and letters that she leaves around the home. Four letter words spell disaster for John as he often reads that Debbie is threatening to leave. But what if the tables were turned? Love doctor Sam Van Rood invites an actress round to play Johns wife for the day before showing the footage of the couple to a tearful Debbie. The reality of the situation is also brought home to John as he is taken to a cemetery where he stands head to toe with his own grave and made to face up to his responsibilities.

The couple both want sex to last longer, but its John who needs to spice up his sexual menu to bring his game away from the golf course and into the bedroom. Helping him improve his bedroom play is leading sex expert Louise Van de Velde who along with two attractive models, a bowl of fresh strawberries and a pink feather, will introduce him to the art of tantric sex.

For the more adventurous Debbie, sex is always on the brain, so Cat attempts to explore her fantasies with a trip to a porn set, where Debbie takes the camera and directs her very own erotic encounter with the help
of an acclaimed female porn director. With the marriage heading down a slippery slope, will Anjula, Cat and Sam be able to rekindle their lost romance and enhance their sexual playtime.

Tuesday, July 22 at 10.30pm

Adam & Sarmila Miller met over the internet, which allowed Adam to overcome his chronic shyness and woo his Malaysian lover. When they first met for a date he was so shy she nearly gave up.

When they finally got together, sex was adventurous and they would take any opportunity for a quickie. But the rot soon set in, now they often go 2 months without having sex. They decided to try for a baby last year, and found that sex became a chore rather than a pleasure. As well as their sexlife falling apart, Adam’s role in the home has become glorified housemaid. While queen bee Sarmila surfs the tv channels, he fetches and carries and makes sue she’s comfortable.

After scoring each other dismally on emotion, appearance and sex, the two are separated and forced to confront their relationship’s shortcomings. First up, Sarmila always wants to be in control and she needs to learn how Adam feels. By sending her to slave away for a bossy ‘new husband’ for the day, if forces her to admit that she’s sometimes unfair on her husband.

Adam’s become a bit of a doormat, he needs to feel the testosterone pumping once again and he’s taken to a Tarzan assault course to boost his confidence and face his fears. To deal with the poor sex they are having, the couple are put through the mill. Sarmila hasn’t initiated sex for years and her idea of foreplay is asking Adam to make her a mug of cocoa so she’s packed off to foreplay boot camp to learn new uses for ice cubes, and the perfect hand job.

Shy Adam has got an even bigger mountain to climb, he never talk about sex to his wife so with the help of a veteran phonesex worker, he’s forced to say the words that he finds so embarrassing. He squirms and
blushes but passes with flying colours.

Reunited in their honeymoon destination of Greece, the two are able to talk about things they used to find impossible and Sarmila finally expresses to Adam just how much she loves and needs him. But will their pitiful scores have improved?