Malcolm in the Middle

Third season for Cleveland

The Cleveland Show has been given a third season by Fox. The Family Guy spin-off has just completed its first season in the States and had already been renewed for a second season before it debuted.

New series from E!

E! is launching a new series set in a celebrity PR agency. The show, entitled The Spin Crowd, is executive produced by reality star Kim Kardashian and is an off-shoot of a half-hour special which was aired in February that performed well for the entertainment network.

Glee books on the way

A set of authorized books based on the Glee series are set to drop later this year. The books will feature the characters from the hit series and are planned to be released in conjunction with the premiere of the second series.

Trump wants Lohan for Apprentice

Donald Trump is seeking out troubled teen actress Lindsay Lohan for his next season of The Celebrity Apprentice. Lohan is in talks with the producers of the show over the appearance but due to her heavy acting schedule nothing has been confirmed yet.

Meltdown on The Hills

The Hills cast member Kristin Cavallari has reportedly melted down while filming for the “reality” show. She claims producers tried to make her kiss a gay man in order to start a fight between her and fellow cast member Brody Jenner. This show just gets more fake by the second.

New show for Carson

Ex-Queer Eye For The Straight Guy star Carson Kressley is developing a show for Oprah Winfrey’s new American cable network OWN. The show is said to be a makeover concept which will be “devoted to self-discovery, to connecting you to your best self and the world.”

Teenage Dewey

Ever wondered what Dewey from Malcom in the Middle looks like all grown up?

 

Channel Ten are at it again, changing their schedule for the last week in January (Week 5).

This time, it is the Office which suffers, being taken out of the schedule that week, probably either never to return or to return to a late night timeslot. Also out, is Accidentally on Purpose which is more likely because Ten have caught up to the US in aired episodes.

Malcolm in the Middle, however, gets even more episodes on with a double from 7.30pm Thursday. That is on top of five days a week at 6pm and Friday’s double at 7.30pm. That’s 9 of them in one week.

On Tuesday Jan 26, a 1 hour special called “I Get That A lot” is on at 7.30pm. The show features stars that play practical jokes on unsuspecting fans in a case of mistaken celebrity identity.

The rest of the week now looks like:

Wed Jan 27:
7.30 New Simpsons
8.00 Futuruama Rpt
8.30 The Cleveland Show
9.00 The Simpsons Rpt
9.30 The Simpsons Rpt
10.00 Californication Final

Thur Jan 28 and Fri Jan 29:
6.00 Malcolm in the Middle
6.30 Neighbours
7.00 The 7pm Project
7.30 Malcolm in the Middle
8.00 Malcolm in the Middle

The following week – week 6 commencing Sunday Jan 31 should see the return of So You Think You Can Dance and the Biggest Loser which will fill numerous timeslots including 7.30pm. The 7PM Project will continue then as well. Confirmation of programming for that week to follow later.

Programming information: Tv Tonight.

Weeknights 6.30pm & 7.00pm

MONDAY 4 JANUARY
SURGERY – Season 2, Episode 17
Malcolm goes into hospital to have an operation for suspected appendicitis, while Francis stages a hunger strike at Marlin Academy.

TUESDAY 5 JANUARY
REESE COOKS – Season 2, Episode 18
Reese discovers he has a natural flair for cooking, Malcolm urges his classmate to call off a planned party and Francis is forced to write a term paper.

WEDNESDAY 6 JANUARY
TUTORING REESE – Season 2, Episode 19
Malcolm helps Reese make the grade with his schoolwork, while Francis is banished to a friend’s house for defying Lois’s order to patch the roof.

THURSDAY 7 JANUARY
BOWLING – Season 2, Episode 20
Malcolm and Reese go to a bowling party, but end up concentrating more on trying to attract the attention of a cute girl than making the perfect score.

FRIDAY 8 JANUARY

MALCOLM VS. REESE – Season 2, Episode 21
Francis sets up a contest between Malcolm and Reese to win a coveted wrestling match ticket, and Dewey loses Craig’s cat while its owner is away at a comic-book convention.

Channel Ten are now regularly coming fourth in the ratings behind Seven, Nine and the ABC. Last week, the first week of 2010 as far as TV weeks are concerned, Ten ranked fourth for the week overall. The majority of shows on Ten in prime time (6pm – 10.30 by their own definition) are being watched by between 350,000 and little over 500,000 viewers which translates to shares about half of those enjoyed by Seven and Nine. Both Seven and Nine (moreso Seven) still have a few shows rating over a million.

The result is that Ten sees the way of fixing the problem is by changing their schedule. Ten already so far have removed Stargate Universe – which was actually one of their better rating shows – and Supernatural from Monday nights.

The next round of changes, in response to low ratings are changes mostly to earlier timeslots that sees Rules of Engagement (a show that never rates well so I can’t understand why they even put it on), Don’t Forget the Lyrics (a show best suited to day time TV or late night) and Glee (has a good fan base, but repeats are now too soon after original airing) all dumped from the schedule. Even the extra 30 minutes of the 7PM Project on Friday nights will be chopped, leaving the Friday night episode at 30 minutes.

Dumped shows will be replaced with more Malcolm in the Middle, more Simpsons, and movies – none of which will rate that well either. The changes to the programming line up are more likely to drive viewers way as printed guides will not be up to date, and people will tune in seeing a show different to what they expected.

We saw in 2009, that the more a network changes their schedule, the worse the ratings shares become. Channel Nine fell in to this trap with Tuesday nights where they struggled to compete against Packed to the Rafters and NCIS – both two of the top ranking shows overall. Nine regularly came distant third for Tuesday nights and never really recovered from the instability of the night earlier in the year until GO started helping their network shares from August.

Unfortunately for Ten, however, their multi channel ONE does not help their network shares with ONE’s digital channel shares typically being as low as one third that of 7TWO and GO, and more often than not below ABC2. In recent days, ONE’s share has been closer to that of ABC3 and SBS TWO. As ONE is a niche channel, low shares can be expected.

The summary of changes to Ten’s schedule are as per the following:

Thursday Jan 7:
7.30pm Accidentally on Purpose is back twice a week again – Tuesday and Thursday at 7.30pm. Why? It does not rate well either.

Friday Jan 8:
The 7pm Project is in a little island surrounded by Malcolm in the Middle – a show that now gets the “Two and a Half Men Award” for having the most episodes aired in one week. On Friday night, Malcolm can be seen at 6.30, 7.30 and 8pm. For the record, on Friday Jan 1, Malcolm was on at 11.30am, 6.30, 7.00, 7.30 and 8.00pm. Five times in one day.

Sunday Jan 10:
6.30pm Movie Billy Madison, followed by Die Hard with A Vengeance at 8.30pm.

Monday Jan 11:
6.30pm – not a change, but a reminder – Neighbours is back.
8.00pm – a new episode of the Simpsons will air.

Wednesday Jan 13.
7.30pm – another new episode of the Simpsons. If people know about the new episodes, they should rate well but otherwise they will struggle to do any better than the repeats.

Sunday Jan 17:
6.30pm – movie – Home Alone 2, followed by Collateral at 8.30pm (wasn’t that just on recently?).

And it looks like 6pm Simpsons will be replaced in coming weeks as well. At 6pm weekdays, Simpsons will be replaced with – wait for it – Malcolm in the Middle!

It all amounts to fairly weak programming on Ten’s behalf. The chopping and changing of shows out of a line up that originally was not that bad to begin with just does not make sense. I recall when I first saw Ten’s summer line up and posted it here in November I thought Ten would actually do OK and hoped that they would maintain the line up.

However, the reality now is that the period of time called “non-ratings” season no longer means what it used to. In the old days, it was a chance for new shows to be given a regular timeslot so they could grow on people, a chance to burn off episodes of shows that were not doing as well as they could during ratings season, a chance for more niche shows that never had any hope of rating through the roof to be given a chance.

Now, more than ever, non-ratings is simply that period of time where networks show poorer quality TV without any regard for the viewers. The networks react to the ratings during non-ratings season just as ferociously as they do when it is official ratings season. Therefore, what is the point to this season of second rate TV?

If Ten really want to increase their network shares during summer, then maybe it is time they become the first network to break from this non-ratings nonsense by bringing back some of their key shows earlier rather than making fans wait until the week starting February 7 for all of their favourite shows to return. Sure – less people watch TV over summer, but the majority start getting back to their normal routines the week after Christmas and New Years’ are done.

The ratings for last night – Sunday Jan 3 – show that there are a lot of people back in front of their TV’s now and, of there was anything worth watching, they would be there longer. Time to stop non creative programming with the one sitcom taking 10 or more timeslots in the one week and playing 90’s movies that have been on time and time again. Movies these days are repeated more on free to air than my favourite DVDs are played.

Programming information: TV Tonight.

Weeknights 6.30pm

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21
FUNERAL – Season 1, Episode 11
The family gets ready to attend a relative’s funeral, which affects Malcolm’s plans to spend time with Julie. Upset that everyone doesn’t want to go and that no one pulls their own weight around the house, Lois goes on strike. Meanwhile, Reese desperately tries to get the family to attend the funeral so he can get rid of Dewey’s expensive birthday present he broke.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 22
CHEERLEADER – Season 1, Episode 12
Reese becomes so head-over-heels for a girl on the cheerleading squad that he actually decides to join. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy. Francis suffers through a long lecture from Spangler.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23
ROLLERSKATES – Season 1, Episode 13
Malcolm is angry because during a game of street hockey, he sprints up and down the street in shoes, only to have it start back the other way. So he decides he is ready to take skating lessons from his dad. He asks Reese and Francis how it is, but they both refuse to tell him. When he starts, he is angered by all the silly twists and spins they are doing. Meanwhile, Reese rollerskates in the house with a bunch of gunk on his skates which causes Lois to throw out her back while yelling at him.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24

THE BOTS AND THE BEES – Season 1, Episode 14
Malcolm and his classmates enlist the help of Hal for a school project, which involves a robot, and an enormous swarm of bees.

A seriously fast tracked Oprah special will be seen on Ten tonight (Tuesday Dec 15) at 7.30pm. The Oprah special – called “Christmas at the White House” sees Oprah usher in the holidays at the White House, visiting President Obama and the First lady as they prepare for the families first Christmas there. Oprah will also sit down for an exclusive interview with the First Couple. The special has only aired in the US today as well.

That means that Accidentally on Purpose and the Office will not be seen tonight, returning to their Thursday night time slot as usual.

In an attempt to fight back from very low summer ratings which has seen Ten fourth behind Nine, Seven and the ABC for last week, Ten have changed their Friday night line up as well. Even during ratings season though the network was having difficulty with Friday nights.

The new line up sees another episode of Malcolm in the Middle at 8pm – so combined with the 6.30 episode, it surrounds the 7pm Project and a movie – “The First Wives Club” at 8.30pm. Bondi Vet repeats, Law and Order and Outrageous Fortune will no longer be seen.

Malcolm in the Middle could well become Ten’s Two and a Half Men with double episodes to air over the week that sits between Christmas and New Years while the 7pm Project has a week off. Be interesting to see what the programming will end up as on Friday Jan 1, 2010 given that Malcolm is now on at 8pm Fridays.

Some programming information from TV Tonight.

6.30pm Weeknights

MONDAY 14 DECEMBER
SLEEPOVER – Season 1, Episode 6
Malcolm loses Stevie’s wheelchair during a sleepover, Francis is forced to undergo a bizarre series of initiation rituals at military school, and Reese tries to prove he is man enough to watch a horror movie.

TUESDAY 15 DECEMBER
FRANCES ESCAPES – Season 1, Episode 7
Francis runs away from military school and returns home to see his girlfriend – but she turns out to be a thief who does not seem the slightest bit interested in him after all. While he takes refuge in the backyard, Malcolm is faced with the task of covering for his errant brother.

WEDNESDAY 16 DECEMBER
KRELBOYNE PICNIC – Season 1, Episode 8
The whole family attends a school picnic, and Malcolm is convinced he will be ridiculed by his classmates after being forced to perform in the Academic Circus event.

THURSDAY 17 DECEMBER
LOIS VS. EVIL – Season 1, Episode 9
Francis is delighted to hear his new assignment is as a guard at a beauty pageant, and Lois’s unexpected sacking from the grocery store leaves the family facing poverty.

FRIDAY 18 DECEMBER
STOCK CAR RACES – S01E10
Hal takes the boys out of school and along to the stock car races, while Lois turns the house upside down in a desperate search for her missing pay cheque.

Ten have made some rather major changes to their programming line up, effective from next week. Ten were the first to make summer programming changes after Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (US) failed in ratings, and was beaten by Wipeout on GO for the same timeslot.

Futurama: The new episodes that were to be seen on Mondays will now be seen on Wednesday nights at 8.00pm. At Mondays at 8.00pm will be Rules of Engagement.

Stargate Universe: Will now debut in a double premiere episode (like it did back in October on Sci Fi channel) from Monday 14th at 8.30pm. Stargate Universe will continue at 9.30pm from Mon Dec 21.

Supernatural: As a result, Supernatural is off for a week, returning Monday Dec 21 at 8.30pm.

White Collar: Moves from 8.30 to 9.30pm Tuesday nights.

NCIS: At 8.30pm Tuesdays from Dec 15, repeats of NCIS will play.

And here are some of the highlights of what will be on Ten to end the year.

Hamish and Andy: If you missed the Christmas special that was on in November, then you can see it again at 8.30pm Sunday December 20.

7pm Project: Airs weekdays 7pm with one hour episodes on Mondays and Fridays. The last show for 2009 will be Thur Dec 24, with the first for 2010 to be 7pm Jan 4, 2010.

Christmas Eve: From 12 Midday, Ten will be airing Christmas movies. At 12, it’s Stealing Christmas, followed by The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus at 1.50pm then A Very Married Christmas at 3.20pm.

Talkin’ ‘Bout Your Generation: Another Christmas special originally aired in November will be repeated at a more sensible time for Christmas specials. That is followed by the Victoria’s Secret Lingerie fashion parade at 9pm.

Christmas Day: Another three movies: 1.00pm is Miracle on 34th Street, 3.10pm is Silver Bells, and 5.30pm is the Grinch.

Glee: With the last of the new eps being seen Sunday Dec 13, Glee will go into repeats from Sunday Dec 20. And on Sunday Dec 27, there will be a Glee marathon with eps 4-6 playing from 7.30pm onwards.

Malcolm in the Middle: For the week that 7pm is off, Malcolm in the Middle plays in double episodes form 6.30pm Monday Dec 28 till Friday Jan 1.

Shaun Micallef’s New Year’s Eve Rave: Shot in front of a live studio audience last month in Shaun‘s own loungeroom (so they say), this show promises to deliver a night of laughs with celebrity appearances, sketch comedy and the lamest fireworks display ever. So if you are home on the night or would even like to record and watch later while you recover from New Year’s Eve, this show is set to get you into the mood for 2010. It airs 10pm Thur Dec 31, 2009.

Programming info from Ten, and subject to late change.

 

 

6.30pm Weeknights

MONDAY 7 DECEMBER
PILOT – Season 1, Episode 1
Perhaps the most original sitcom pilot in recent years, this first episode combines sharp writing with a hyperbolic camera style reminiscent of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose. Malcolm introduces us to his world, dominated by omnipresent schoolyard bully Spath and made worse by his enforced friendship with Stevie, an asthmatic wheelchair genius.

TUESDAY 8 DECEMBER
RED DRESS – Season 1, Episode 2
Lois takes drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the dress she bought for her anniversary dinner.

WEDNESDAY 9 DECEMBER
HOME ALONE 4 – Season 1, Episode 3
Lois and Hal leave the boys with Francis for the weekend, agreeing that if all goes well their eldest son may not have to go back to military school.

THURSDAY 10 DECEMBER

SHAME – Season 1, Episode 4
Hal gets into trouble for chopping down a tree, Malcolm feels guilty about beating up a sevenyear-old and Francis sabotages Spangler’s sex education lecture.

FRIDAY 11 DECEMBER
MALCOLM BABYSITS – Season 1, Episode 5
Malcolm’s cushy babysitting job provides relief from the trailer the family’s using while their house is being fumigated, until Malcolm learns that the trust placed in him in his new position is strictly limited.

Stargate Universe is coming to Ten!

Stargate Universe – the newest of the successful Sci Fi Stargate franchise will have its free to air premiere on Ten on Monday December 14 at 9.30pm, following new episodes of Supernatural. Stargate Universe previously premiered on the Sci Fi Channel October 9 giving that channel its highest ever ratings.

From Monday December 7, at 6.30pm weeknights, Malcolm in the Middle will replace Neighbours, which has its season finale on Friday December 4.

New episodes of Glee continue on Sunday nights at 7.30pm on Ten, following the US version of Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader at 6.30 Sunday nights.

Programming Information subject to late change.