Better Homes and Gardens, Seven, 7.30pm.
Christmas Special. Join the team for a bush Christmas at Dr Harry’s farm. Fast Ed makes smokey apple- and honey-glazed ham with mini dampers, and Karen has bite-sized Christmas cupcakes with ‘bling’. Fantastic decorating ideas, like miniature table reindeers, bush angels and a Christmas stocking with a difference. Rob makes a fairy log house and two must-haves for the barbecue. Graham visits a bewitching Tasmanian garden. Great ideas for having a camping holiday in your own backyard. Dr Harry introduces his latest farm animals, including an eight-hour-old foal.
Movie: Funny People, Seven, 9.00pm
Free to air first. A well-known comedian, George Simmons, is diagnosed with an untreatable blood disorder and given a year to live. Another young comedian does everything he can to make George’s last year his most memorable. Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Eric Bana, Jonah Hill, Jason Schwartzman, Aubrey Plaza, Maude Apatow, Iris Apatow
HD Movie: American Pie: The Naked Mile, 7mate, 9.30pm
Erik Stifler is nothing like his wild cousins Matt and Steve. Under pressure to live up to the other Stiflers, he attends the Naked Mile, a naked run across the college campus. John White, Jake Siegel, Steve Talley, Dan Petronijevic
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas, Ten, 6.30pm
When Sid accidentally destroys Manny’s heirloom Christmas rock and ends up on Santa’s naughty list, he leads a hilarious quest to the North Pole to make things right.
The Rok Adventure, ONE, 6.30pm
The Rok adventure is a new reality show featuring two teams of tradies in the new Volkswagen Amarok’s facing a series of crazy challenges from beach to bush. It’s going to get wild in the outback.
Lady Gaga Presents The Monster Ball Tour, ELEVEN, 9.30pm
Filmed in February 2011 at Madison Square Garden, New York City, Gaga’s pop-electro opera will feature all of her chart-topping hits, as well as two new songs from her album, Born This Way.
HD: CSI: NY, GEM, 8.30pm
Last new episode on GEM, as new episodes of CSI: NY move to Nine from next week on Thursday nights.