The Simpsons

500th episode of The Simpsons

The landmark 500th episode of The Simpsons will air in the US on February 19, 2012. Executive producer Al Jean said of the episode: “There’s a big town meeting that the Simpsons don’t know about, and when they go in, they discover the town is saying they’re going to get rid of the Simpsons. They’re sick of them.”

Hitler to feature in Doctor Who

Hitler will feature in the storyline of the new run of Doctor Who episodes coming later this year. The character will be played by actor Albert Welling.

Brody joins MTV animation

Former The OC actor Adam Brody has signed on to provide the voice for a character on a new MTV animation. Brody will lend his voice to Good Vibes, a series that focuses on the lives of two friends in a Californian beach town.

Darabont steps down from The Walking Dead

Frank Darabont has stepped down as showrunner of new zombie drama The Walking Dead and has been replaced by his no. 2 Glen Mazzara.

Hamill to guest on Chuck

Former Star Wars actor Mark Hamill has landed a guest role on the new season of Chuck. Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker in the original Star Wars trilogy, will appear as a villain on the spy series.

Hammer to reprise role on The Simpsons

Actor Armie Hammer will reprise his role as The Social Network’s Winklevoss twins in an episode of The Simpsons. The 24-year-old will make a guest appearance in the animated comedy instead of the actual Winklevoss twins Cameron and Tyler, who sued Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg for allegedly stealing the idea for the website.

Doherty scores own reality series

Actress Shannon Doherty will feature in her own reality series that will follow her as she plans her wedding to celebrity photographer Kurt Iswarienko.

BBC comedy axed

Long-running British comedy series Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps has reportedly been axed after 10 years on the BBC.

Gervais developing new sitcom

Ricky Gervais is creating a new comedy series with Dexter producer Clyde Phillips called Afterlife. The sitcom will centre on an atheist who dies and goes to heaven.

 
Here are the renewals for the 2011-2012 TV season in the United States. Some are truly a surprise considering some of the cancellations that have happened (Lie To Me, Law and Order: LA and Brothers and Sisters). But some real favourites will be back, to the happiness of fans of these shows.

ABC
Castle – This author turned detective thriller that is usually a ratings winner will be back.
Grey’s Anatomy – The medics have been revived with the next season a surety.
Private Practice
– The team at Oceanside Wellness are safe!
Modern Family – The hilarious generational comedy will grace our screens again. The Middle – Starring Patricia Heaton as the family matriarch.
Cougar Town
– Courtney Cox portrays a woman on the hunt.


ABC Family
Pretty Little Liars – This lost on Go! show, dealing with a deadly secret will be back to tell more from the past.
Secret Life of the American Teenager – a show that was meant to start back May 2nd on Foxtel has now been scheduled for later this year or next, but with another season, they are building up.

CBS
NCIS – This extremely popular channel Ten staple is a no brainer, watched massively at home and abroad.
Big Bang Theory – Leonard, Sheldon, Horowitz, Koop and Penny are back for at least 2 years.
Two and a Half Men – Who knows when the new Kutcher led show will air here?
How I Met Your Mother – Will we actually meet the mother in the new season?
The Amazing Race – The classic race around the world will be back for a 19th season.
Undercover Boss – Returning is this reality show, where a boss infiltrates their own company.
Survivor – After the the success of Redemption Island, the series will return with the same format.
Other CBS renewals include Mike & Molly, Blue Bloods and Hawaii Five-0


FOX
Bones – This popular Sunday night show, has Bones and Booth back investigating the causes of death.
Fringe – On Go! at the moment, it’s a sci fi procedural show dealing with the paranormal and the very strange.
Glee – Renewed ages ago, our Gleeks will be around for at least another season.
Also set to return are The Simpsons, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, Family Guy, Hell’s Kitchen, Bob’s Burgers, House and American Idol.

NBC
Chuck – fortunately this show has been renewed, but alas for just one last season. Hopefully this gives the writers time to wrap it up properly. Seen here on Fox 8, Fridays at 8.30pm.
Harry’s Law – Starring the fabulous Kathy Bates, this unconventional attorney is back.
Parenthood – The dysfunctional Braverman family are back for a third season.
Also back is 30 Rock, The Biggest Loser, Who do you think you are?, The Office, Community and Parks and Recreation.

CW
90210 – Even though we are very far behind here due to numerous programming changes, the States will get a fourth season, while we linger in the first.
Gossip Girl
– This cult phenomenon will be heading back to our screens and hopefully fast tracked by Fox 8.
Supernatural
The two brothers searching for their missing father, who trained them to be warriors against supernatural evil, will continue to delight its many fans.
The Vampire Diaries
The vampire love triangle will continue, but when will we see it is anyone’s guess.
America’s Next Top Model – Get set for a filming of season 17.

 

Also to mention, Comedy Central has Futurama, HBO has Boardwalk Empire and the Ricky Gervais Show. AMC renews Breaking Bad and Mad Men, while Army Wives is back for LIFETIME and Californication for SHOWTIME.

My Kitchen Rules Grand Final, Seven, 7.34pm.

It may not draw the 4 million viewers that the Grand Finale of Masterchef can pull, but tonight is the Grand Final of My Kitchen Rules after eleven weeks of competition that included four weeks of instant restaurant rounds and seven weeks of challenges and eliminations. After thirty two episodes, it all comes down to this – the final two Sammy & Bella from NSW and Kane & Lee from Victoria cook off in the final challenge in which teams must cook a FIVE course meal for the judges.

One team will be announced the winner and take home the $100,000 prize money, the other – so close but so far.

Detroit 1-8-7, Seven, 9.26pm [updated]

New series premiere. Detectives Washington and Fitch investigate a double homicide at a pharmacy. Then, Longford and Mahajan try to track down the killer of an unpopular attorney. When both cases intersect, the cops race against time to put an end to the killing spree. Read our review here.

Two and a Half Men, Nine, 8.33pm.

Could this be the last EVER new episode of Two and a Half Men? With so many repeats over the schedules of Nine and GO, it’s easy to not notice where any of the new episodes are. This one is the last unaired new episode that Nine have. From now on, unless Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre and CBS work things out, that is it for the show. Nothing but repeats from now on!

In this episode, Charlie dates a woman who’s slightly older, but the age difference is just enough to trouble him.

The All New Simpsons, ELEVEN, 7.30pm.

This episode, The Great Simpsina, is airing just 3 days after it aired in the US – talk about fast tracking! IN this episode, Lisa meets the Great Raymondo, a legendary magician who takes her under his wing, teaching her his various tricks, including the secret of the Great Milk Can Escape. She becomes a hit at school as well as on stage working alongside him. But when Lisa unwittingly reveals the Milk Can Escape trick to rival magician Cregg Demon, the Great Raymondo fires her, but later forgives her as they try to stop Cregg from performing the secret trick in his own show.

The Melbourne International Comedy Festival All Star Supershow, Ten, 8.30pm

Another two hour comedy special for Ten, guaranteed to get the audience laughing. Join host Tim Minchin as we bring you all the laughs from the best local and international comedians, including Arj Barker, Danny Bhoy, Mick Molloy, Jeff Stilson, Tommy Tiernan and many more.

TV guide for ELEVEN, updated March 11th, 2011

90210 on Saturday nights (why not afternoons), after the 8.30pm movie, from April 2.

Prime time (see end of post for day time and late night / early morning regular programming):

Sundays
6.00 Family Ties
6.30 Everybody Loves Raymond
7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond
7.30 New Zealands Next Top Model – Cycle 2
8.30 movie
10.30 Smallville S8
11.30 Smallville S8
12.30 Sabrina then usual overnight programming

Monday – Friday 6.00 – 7.30pm
6.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch. 6.25 Couch Time
6.30 Neighbours
7.00 Everybody Love Raymond

Mondays
7.30 Futurama
8.00 Futurama
8.30 Supernatural NEW S5
9.30 Dexter S4
10.30 The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Tuesdays
7.30 The Simpsons
8.00 Futurama
8.30 Raising Hope
9.00 The Office NEW
9.30 Nurse Jackie S2
10.05 Californication NEW S4
10.40 The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Wednesdays
7.30 The All New Simpsons
8.00 Futurama New
8.30 The Simpsons
9.00 The Cleveland Show
9.30 Bob’s Burgers
10.00 King of the Hill
10.30 The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Thursdays
7.30 The Simpsons
8.00 The Simpsons
8.30 Stargate Universe
9.30 Star Trek – Next Generation
10.30 The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Fridays
7.30 So You Think You Can Dance (US)
9.20 Sex and the City
10.30 The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Saturdays
6.00 Family Ties
6.30 Everybody Loves Raymond
7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond
7.30 Frasier
8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond
8.30 Movie
10.30 Angel March 12, 19, 26.
10.30 90210 from Sat April 2.
11.30 Cheers, Rosanne then usual overnight programming

Daily: Late night / early morning
11.30pm Cheers
12.00am Rosanne
12.30 Sabrina the Teenage Witch
1.00 Mork and Mindy
1.30 Happy Days
2.00 The Love Boat
3.00 Diagnosis Murder
4.00 Touched by an Angel
5.00 7th Heaven

Daily: Mornings and day time
6.00am Jag
7.00 Macgyver
8.00 The Brady Bunch
8.30 Weekdays Neighbours encore from previous weeknight
8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Sat and Sun
9.00 Touched by an Angel
10.00 7th Heaven
11.00 The Love Boat
12.00pm Diagnosis Murder
1.00 Jag
2.00 Macgyver
3.00 Cheers
3.30 Rosanne. 3.55 Couch Time
4.00 Family Ties
4.30 Mork and Mindy. 4.55 Couch Time
5.00 Happy Days
5.30 The Brady Bunch. 5.55 Couch Time

Programming subject to change.

Another change from ELEVEN.

From next Wednesday (March 2) the All New Simpsons on ELEVEN will move from 8.30 to 7.30pm. There will be a repeat episode of The Simpsons at 8.30pm. New Futurama remains unchanged at 8pm. Makes more sense – keeps the two new episodes within the 7.30-8.30 hour.

The episode is: The Blue And The Grey

After spending another Valentine’s Day alone, Moe decides to take action and asks Homer to be his wingman. Meanwhile, Marge discovers her first grey hair.

 

In only its second week, Australia’s newest digital multi-channel, ELEVEN, has taken top spot among digital multi-channels with its target audience of 13-29s, capturing a 9.4% per cent prime-time commercial share.

ELEVEN has the top two programs in 13-29 for Week 4 across all digital multi-channels with The All New Simpsons and Futurama (Mon Ep 2).

ELEVEN’s top programs for the week include:

Program Viewers

The All New Simpsons 330,000

Futurama (Mon Ep 2) 318,000

Neighbours 292,000

Supernatural 264,000

So You Think You Can Dance (US) 234,000

The All New Simpsons was Wednesday night’s top program on digital multi-channels in its target demographic of 13-29 and also in total people, with an audience of 330,000. The All New Simpsons is the highest-rating program on ELEVEN so far.

Neighbours was the #2 program on digital multi-channels in 13-29s and also in total people, again building its audience at its new home with 321,000 viewers tuning in.

On Wednesday night prime-time, ELEVEN was the #1 digital multi-channel in 13-29s and took a 12.9% share of commercial television viewing in its target demographic.

 

In its launch week Tuesday, 11 – Saturday 15 January 2011, Australia’s newest digital multi-channel, ELEVEN, received an enthusiastic welcome from its target audience of 13-29s, capturing a 10.7 per cent prime-time commercial share.

A 5.7 per cent prime-time share of commercial television viewing among total people gave ELEVEN the best launch week of any Australian digital multi-channel.

 

Key programs for launch week included:

The All New Simpsons - 326,000

All New Futurama - 269,000

Neighbours - 266,000

Stargate Universe Ep 2 - 227,000

The Simpsons - 222,000

Stargate Universe Ep 1 - 204,000

 

Network Ten chief programming officer David Mott said: “We are thrilled with how quickly the audience has connected with ELEVEN.”

“Based on these highly promising initial results – and with the powerful advantage of its targeted and all- exclusive content – ELEVEN looks set to become a very special viewing destination for the under-30s,” Mr Mott said.

Less than 24 hours to go until we have ELEVEN on the air.

Just how well is it going to do in ratings?

Many believe ELEVEN will make a big splash and top all other digital channels in shares. Possibly putting GO! off its perch as the number one digital channel in Australia. Others find the line up devoid of content with little to offer.

With the return of many shows dumped from Ten – like Supernatural, The Office, The Cleveland Show, Nurse Jackie, Californication, as well as New Simpsons, Stargate Universe and Dexter, there is plenty of first run content (note some of these shows will be repeats initially until they pass the episodes already played on Ten).

Unfortunately though, it is not first run content that grabs the viewers on digital channels. One of the reasons why GO is so successful, is not because of its first run content – but because it loads the schedule with high rating favourites like The Big Bang Theory and Top Gear, as well as movie after movie from the extensive library that the Nine network seems to have. GO are notorious in bumping first run content for movies, repeats or random Big Bang Theory marathons.

7TWO have built their success on classic British sitcoms and lifestyle programming. The few first run shows 7TWO does have draw nowhere near the viewers the classics do. 7mate has strength in How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, American Dad, Gene Simmons, to name a few. Gene Simmons is new, the rest are not (not during summer anyway).

GEM’s direction and recent ratings success is thanks mostly to movies – many of which are actually in HD. Repeats of the Mentalist help, Law and Order as well. The Nine network have become quite good at using movies to prop up digital channel ratings. It seems to work well for them, even though some movies are repeated within a month between two of their channels. Movies help keep an audience in one place for longer, therefore helping increase a channel’s shares.

All digital channels have enjoyed a major boost during summer, thanks to less competition from the main channels.

So where will ELEVEN fit in? Where will the viewers come from?

ELEVEN is expected to impact GO and 7mate the most – the two channels with the biggest target demographic overlap with ELEVEN. Having the Simpsons on at 7.30 Mon – Thur should do well for ELEVEN, Futurama at 8pm as well. But come Wednesday night, animation on ELEVEN goes head to head with animation on 7mate. New Simpsons at 8.30 Wednesday could well be up against new Family Guy on 7mate after summer. Wednesday night in summer is so far is one of 7mate’s best nights. It is also the night most likely to cause viewing and recording conflicts.

Looking at other nights, Thursdays with Stargate Universe will most likely be a weak night for ELEVEN, Fridays are also not likely to do too well – I‘d be surprised if So You Think You Can Dance US will attract big numbers. Saturday night, filled with two hours of what were GO shows as well with Get Smart and Hogan’s Heroes could be a surprise success as the audience is certainly there for classics, but how long before we have had enough of the same stuff all the time?

Looking at Sunday nights, I don’t expect Cycle two of New Zealand’s Next Top Model to set the ratings world on fire, and Smallville should draw some of the fans back who have been waiting for it. Monday – and Dexter could end up one of the most watched shows on ELEVEN, while Supernatural could do well at 8.30.

With ELEVEN offering no repeats of prime time new content programming, viewers will be faced with choices to make, and I think many shows on ELEVEN will rate a lot lower than they should as a result. Hopefully people will start choosing to watch something new and different over repeats of the same stuff on other channels.

Sadly though, it is the repeat content driving the success of the multi channels at the moment. All of them, though, will suffer declines in viewers as soon as new content is back on the main channels for 2011.

Based on summer ratings shares, I think ELEVEN will enter the ratings race with nightly shares between 2 and 3%. Some nights may peak over 4%, the weekly average is likely to be around the 2.5% mark.

In an interview with TV Tonight, Network Ten programmer David Mott has stated that he is committed to the ELEVEN schedule and will let the audience grow. This should mean that we do not see erratic schedule changes to ELEVEN and that the program should remain consistent even as we head into the 2011 ratings season.

ELEVEN will find its place amongst the other four general entertainment channels and the five of them will battle it out for spots in the top five digital channels of each night.

On Wednesday, we will know how ELEVEN’s first night faired.