7.30PM TUESDAY / JUNE 10

When Milhouse's parents are lost at sea and presumed dead, Milhouse decides it's time to begin acting like a real man, and his new attitude makes him more attractive and popular than ever.

Bart can't stand that Milhouse has become cooler than him, and he devises a plan to win back his cooler-than- Milhouse status. He calls Milhouse’s uncle Norbert and finds out that the guy is incredibly cool himself - Bart even wants him to be his uncle!

Meanwhile, Homer finds himself in hot water when he can't remember the colour of Marge's eyes. She vows not to let Homer see them again until he remembers.

He continues making fruitless attempts at looking for traces of hints that can help him discover the colour of Marge's eyes including photos. He soon finds out there are not any photos of Marge in the house besides their wedding album.

After failing to open it, he discovers there is a lock. When asking Marge for the password to the combination, she tells him it is their anniversary, though he forgets that also.

QUOTE:
Homer: Marge, give me a break! I don't know the colours of peoples' eyes! I just judge them on the colour of their skin.